A teenage girl ( Joey King), with another shaky British accent, has a hidden motive. Two other assassins, Wolf (Benito A Martínez Ocasio, aka rapper Bad Bunny) and Hornet (Zazie Beetz) are hot on their heels. They’re travelling with the son (Logan Lerman) of an infamous Russian mobster, known as White Death (Michael Shannon). DC League of Super-Pets review: Corporate team-up movie is made of nothing but Lego Batman scraps. ![]() The Lost City review: Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum prove once again that they’re romcom pros.Joey King interview: ‘In Bullet Train, Brad Pitt’s the chump, and I’m the villain’.Lemon is obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine, and has built his entire moral code around it – something that actually originates from Isaka’s novel, but is here rendered largely irritating. “When’s the last time you ate a lemon meringue pie?” one of them argues, which is odd considering lemon meringue pie is an entirely normal dessert option. ![]() Two Cockney geezers – Tangerine (Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who’s genuinely manic here in a way that outclasses his co-stars) and Lemon (Brian Tyree Henry) – bicker about their codenames. Ladybug soon discovers that the train is packed with other deadly assassins, all with their eyes on that mysterious briefcase, and all of them rendered as one-note caricatures. It’s action cinema as a tourism brochure. ![]() At certain points, Japanese-language covers of the Bee Gee’s “Stayin’ Alive” and Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” play. He spends much of his screentime befuddled by Japanese culture – unable to use a smart toilet, rolling his eyes at the train’s costumed mascot, arguing that the public aren’t as “polite” in Japan as he expected.
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